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Best Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

4yo: "I'm not going to nursery tomorrow. I'm going to not feel very well"
Me: "How do you know?"
4yo: "I've told my brain to think it".

— Twitflup (@Twitflup) January 22, 2014

Parenting with a boom box set to play "You Can't Always Get What You Want" when ostentatiously pressed with a gloved finger.

— Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) January 25, 2014

Conscious parents know that an integral part of making a healthy dinner is preparing oneself for its inevitable rejection.

— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) January 24, 2014

They say yoga is relaxing, but I find screaming "could you kids give me a damn minute to myself" 20x from downward dog to be a real drag.

— Aine Anisa (@AineAnisa) January 24, 2014

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