Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Read the latest batch below and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
6: We did a lot of exercises in gym for a test.
Me: Was it the President's yearly fitness test?
6: I don't think so. I didn't see him there.
— Viva La Moi (@vivalamoi448) February 20, 2014
it's hard to teach your kid patience when he keeps fucking interrupting you
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) February 18, 2014