Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Click through the slideshow below to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
Dear pancakes, thank you for causing arguments between my children as to who had the first one and for making a sodding mess of my kitchen.
— Twitflup (@Twitflup) March 4, 2014
Can taking your kids to Starbucks count as a craft?
— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) March 4, 2014