Best Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

82% of parenting is making sure your kids don't do something fatal today

— Tim (@Playing_Dad) March 21, 2014

4yo: "Mum, you can't skip now you're old can you?"


— Twitflup (@Twitflup) March 19, 2014

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