Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
I sent my kid to school with socks on her hands today cause I couldn't find gloves. Pretty sure this means I've "made it."
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) March 26, 2014
For people who talk about cake all the time, toddlers suck at eating it.
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) March 29, 2014
Bad News: I have a double ear infection and my hearing is muffled
Good News: with 2 kids and my mom here, my hearing is muffled!
— CassafrassStrong (@poizngrl) March 27, 2014
Not only does my kid not talk to strangers, but he throws serious fucking shade.
— Frank Lowe (@GayAtHomeDad) March 29, 2014
He's reached the developmental milestone known as "Trail of Destruction." pic.twitter.com/GbCH1zV0uR
— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) March 22, 2014