Best Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

I sent my kid to school with socks on her hands today cause I couldn't find gloves. Pretty sure this means I've "made it."

— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) March 26, 2014

For people who talk about cake all the time, toddlers suck at eating it.

— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) March 29, 2014

Bad News: I have a double ear infection and my hearing is muffled

Good News: with 2 kids and my mom here, my hearing is muffled!

— CassafrassStrong (@poizngrl) March 27, 2014

Not only does my kid not talk to strangers, but he throws serious fucking shade.

— Frank Lowe (@GayAtHomeDad) March 29, 2014

He's reached the developmental milestone known as "Trail of Destruction." pic.twitter.com/GbCH1zV0uR

— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) March 22, 2014

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