Best Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

If you're wondering if "mom brain" is real, I just put perfume on for a Skype call. Sit with that.

— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) April 4, 2014

Anyone that says there are no stupid questions has never had to explain to a 5 year old why there are no pink bananas 267 times today.

— John Solo (@Shock_Monster) March 29, 2014

My toddler is so effective at preventing me from getting any work done that she's legally considered a member of Congress.

— Daniel Lin (@DLin71) March 31, 2014

Me to 9 y/old daughter: Turn the TV down!
9: What?
Me: Turn it down.
9: Huh?
Me: Turn the volume down!
9: But it's not even loud.

— TeriKO (@klecket) March 30, 2014

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