Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
If you're wondering if "mom brain" is real, I just put perfume on for a Skype call. Sit with that.
— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) April 4, 2014
Anyone that says there are no stupid questions has never had to explain to a 5 year old why there are no pink bananas 267 times today.
— John Solo (@Shock_Monster) March 29, 2014
My toddler is so effective at preventing me from getting any work done that she's legally considered a member of Congress.
— Daniel Lin (@DLin71) March 31, 2014
Me to 9 y/old daughter: Turn the TV down!
Me: Turn it down.
Me: Turn the volume down!
9: But it's not even loud.
— TeriKO (@klecket) March 30, 2014