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Best Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Sometimes they come out a little late, like this week's batch below. (We blame the kids.) Scroll down to read them all and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

The recorder: instrument of every child's delight and every parent's nightmare.

— Kathy kissingthefrog (@lifewiththefrog) May 1, 2014

"It's just that I'm so cool and fun so the only way you can really rebel is by being boring. I don't envy you." - heart to heart w my son

— Jenny Mollen (@jennyandteets) May 7, 2014

Why is it that when I say " Put away your toys" my children react as if I said "Put the lotion in the f@&$ing basket"?

— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) May 8, 2014

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