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Best Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

I would honestly be the perfect mother if I didn't have kids

— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) May 15, 2014

You know you're a parent when the top rack of your dishwasher is full of nothing but plastic shit and wine glasses.

— Misstlovestrinkets (@mstluvstrinkets) May 15, 2014

Things my 4yo son says that I won't argue with:
"Mom, I'm really going to miss you when I grow up and marry Hayley and she becomes my mom."

— carly kimmel (@carlykimmel) May 15, 2014

Best part of motherhood is how the slowly accumulating white streaks in my hair will lend an air of authenticity to my Princess Anna costume

— The Ugly Volvo (@theuglyvolvo) May 13, 2014

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