Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
4 y/o refuses to learn my phone number because it's "too hard" but can tell you the names & personality traits of every My Little Pony.
— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) May 30, 2014
*drives 15 somewhere, makes turn*
15: why is your blinker still on? OMG turn it off, you're embarrassing me!
*leaves blinker on*
— KCM (@kcmoore51) May 24, 2014
Had a dream last night that my daughter finally figured out how to climb out of her crib.
No, wait, that's actually a nightmare.
— Misstlovestrinkets (@mstluvstrinkets) May 28, 2014