Best Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

I knew I was going to be a good mom the first week 4 was home from the hospital & I'd slap the baby monitor off like it was an alarm clock.

— Wine-O-Mite (@Jen_Up_) June 5, 2014

4 y/o followed me to the bathroom (as usual) & I had to explain menstruation. I think I failed b/c at the end she asked "'re dead?"

— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) June 1, 2014

I'm pretty sure the key to infinite sustainable energy can be found within the vocal chords of a 6yo.

— Wicked Cynic (@WickedCynic) June 5, 2014

My 6 yr old just asked which season her life story was in so maybe she watches too much tv

— -×- (@seagullski) June 1, 2014

Had to have "the talk" with my 9 y/old daughter to clear up that neither birds nor bees bring babies but that storks do. She's educated now.

— TeriKOyahyoubetcha (@terio1429) June 3, 2014

Parenting has taught me that sometimes hiding in the pantry, stuffing handfuls of dry cereal in your mouth counts as dinner

— Casey Michelle (@CaseyMichelle__) May 27, 2014

7: Dad, why did the Tooth Fairy write me a check?

Me: I don't know but she needs you to hold on to it until the 15th.

— Sam (@SamDeLanche) February 3, 2014

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