Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
Thanks to my kids, I'd gladly trade my suburban for an old, junker limousine if only for the soundproof partition window.
— Misstlovestrinkets (@mstluvstrinkets) June 18, 2014
Just in case you are feeling badly about your nutrition, I had Goldfish, fruit snacks, and Bud Light for dinner tonight.
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) June 17, 2014