Best Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

When I say I'm going on vacation with my kids just know I'm using the word "vacation" loosely.

— Misstlovestrinkets (@mstluvstrinkets) July 6, 2014

Been with a two year old for less than 12 hours & the number of times I've asked "Where are your pants?" has exceeded the hours.

— •a• (@roygbiv45) July 6, 2014

I'm not saying I won parenting today, but I am saying I'm on the couch and H is at Chuck E Cheese at a 4yo birthday party.

— Wine-O-Mite (@Jen_Up_) June 28, 2014

Me: Eat your food.

8 y/o: Why. Pizza's not even healthy.

Me: Yes it is- it's cheese & bread which is calcium & breadJUST EAT YOUR FOOD

— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) July 1, 2014

My daughter told me that tomorrow when I die and go up to heaven she will hold my hand. So, that's not creepy at all.

— lyz lenz (@lyzl) June 30, 2014

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