Best Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week
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Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

When I say I'm going on vacation with my kids just know I'm using the word "vacation" loosely.

— Misstlovestrinkets (@mstluvstrinkets) July 6, 2014

Been with a two year old for less than 12 hours & the number of times I've asked "Where are your pants?" has exceeded the hours.

— •a• (@roygbiv45) July 6, 2014

I'm not saying I won parenting today, but I am saying I'm on the couch and H is at Chuck E Cheese at a 4yo birthday party.

— Wine-O-Mite (@Jen_Up_) June 28, 2014

Me: Eat your food.

8 y/o: Why. Pizza's not even healthy.

Me: Yes it is- it's cheese & bread which is calcium & breadJUST EAT YOUR FOOD

— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) July 1, 2014

My daughter told me that tomorrow when I die and go up to heaven she will hold my hand. So, that's not creepy at all.

— lyz lenz (@lyzl) June 30, 2014

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