Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
90% of being a dad is yelling about doors being left open while the air conditioning is running.
— Chris Rock (@ozchrisrock) August 16, 2014
Every time I play hide n seek I choose in my bed under the covers and hope it takes a proper sleep cycle for my 3 year old to find me
— Dadholes (@TheDadholes) August 9, 2014
Me: Oh yay! My kids are starting to play together, this is great.
Me two days later: CHRIST! Leave each other the hell alone!
— lyz lenz (@lyzl) August 11, 2014
My favorite part of parenting is after I drop my kids off at school.
I'm kidding. It's after they go to bed.
— Draper (@CallMeDraper) August 7, 2014