Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

90% of being a dad is yelling about doors being left open while the air conditioning is running.

— Chris Rock (@ozchrisrock) August 16, 2014

Every time I play hide n seek I choose in my bed under the covers and hope it takes a proper sleep cycle for my 3 year old to find me

— Dadholes (@TheDadholes) August 9, 2014

Me: Oh yay! My kids are starting to play together, this is great.
Me two days later: CHRIST! Leave each other the hell alone!

— lyz lenz (@lyzl) August 11, 2014

My favorite part of parenting is after I drop my kids off at school.

I'm kidding. It's after they go to bed.

— Draper (@CallMeDraper) August 7, 2014

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