Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

I was going to fix my hair and makeup before taking the 4yo to his first day of PreK, but I don't like to set standards I know I can't keep.

— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) August 20, 2014

"Somebody better be bleeding!"

My response whenever the kids call for me.

— van (@vanluvz1) August 21, 2014

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