Best Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

01/25/2014 10:58pm ET

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

4yo: "I'm not going to nursery tomorrow. I'm going to not feel very well"
Me: "How do you know?"
4yo: "I've told my brain to think it".

— Twitflup (@Twitflup) January 22, 2014

Parenting with a boom box set to play "You Can't Always Get What You Want" when ostentatiously pressed with a gloved finger.

— Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) January 25, 2014

Conscious parents know that an integral part of making a healthy dinner is preparing oneself for its inevitable rejection.

— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) January 24, 2014

They say yoga is relaxing, but I find screaming "could you kids give me a damn minute to myself" 20x from downward dog to be a real drag.

— Aine Anisa (@AineAnisa) January 24, 2014

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