Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

08/31/2014 11:48pm ET

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

Cool, you can curl 50 lbs but I can carry a baby on my hip, a purse & a dozen grocery bags on each arm to avoid making 2 trips to the car.

— Misstlovestrinkets (@mstluvstrinkets) August 23, 2014

It's the time of year when kids start school, parents get sick of filling out paper work, and teachers judge our parenting skills at lunch.

— Mommalicious (@SouthrnPinUpMom) August 26, 2014

1st day of school: Hell yeah, kids are gone!

3rd day: F-you math homework.

— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) August 25, 2014

My son Atticus has started saying "my eyes are turning black" when he's tired. Because he closes his eyes and sees blackness. KIDS R CREEPY

— Amanda Nelson (@ImAmandaNelson) August 27, 2014

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