In case you weren't aware, HuffPost Teen bloggers are some of the smartest, most thoughtful and flat-out hilarious teen writers on the Internet. They also happen to be really good at Twitter. That's why, every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
forgot i had on thick eyeliner and intensely rubbed my eyes but it's ok because i'm one step closer to lea michele's iconic raccoon eye look
— mel (@klainky) February 21, 2014
i scream and start throwing things when i remember tv show characters are not my friends irl
— bea (@BeaMiller) February 19, 2014
Seriously, if I get a @MasterCard will a celebrity show up at my house or not?
— Bizzy Emerson (@bizzyems) February 19, 2014
I couldn't have a dating profile because my only hobbies are: conspiracy theories, Jamba Juice and sweatpants
— Celeste (@celesteyim) February 19, 2014