Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
This week's tweets have been compiled by Jackson Barnett. Jackson is an 18-year-old from Alabama who watches "How I Met Your Mother" so incessantly that his friends and family really should give him a "How I Met Your Mother"-style intervention to encourage him to stop watching "How I Met Your Mother."
I want a destination wedding and I want the destination to be Beyonce's house
— Celeste (@celesteyim) July 14, 2014
Let's be real: the button on the driver's side of a car that locks all the windows is the first step towards dictatorship #powerhungry
— Neel Swamy (@neel_swamy) July 17, 2014
i just want to be able to live my life like a positive connor franta tweet
— mel (@klainky) July 15, 2014
That awkward moment when your ex goes to your mosque. I've never been so happy about gender segregated seating 🙌
— Alicia ☪ (@alicia72496) July 17, 2014