Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
This week's tweets have been compiled by Jamie Gleken. Jamie is a high school junior who aspires to be Olivia Benson Swift.
People should say Happy Monday because that's when we actually need it. Like my birthday is already happy
— Keough Novak (@KeoNovak) January 12, 2015
The best way to find out if someone's dog is usually like this is if the owner says "he isn't usually like this"
— Celeste Yim (@celesteyim) January 10, 2015
If "The Breakfast Club" was remade today, it would be a silent film about five children staring at their iPhones.
— Neel Swamy (@neel_swamy) January 11, 2015