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26 Trader Joe's Desserts You'll Want To Make Love To

These are damn good.
11/11/2015 10:57am ET | Updated November 11, 2015
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Turn down the lights, light your candles, put on some music and get in bed with one (or seven) of these scrumptious babies. Did you know? Four out of five doctors deem dessert-in-bed eating to be better than sex. *

Chocolate Croissants
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As the French call them, pain au chocolate.These babies are proof that magic is real. Leave the croissants out overnight and they'll magically rise with the sun, just in time to pop them in the oven before work for a quick morning breakfast. Abracadabra!
Petite Fig, Pear And Cranberry Tart
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The medley of fig, pear and cranberry along with the buttery crumbly pie crust will dance on your tongue. What's more, it only takes 5-10 minutes in the oven to get this mouthgasm.
Pumpkin Pie
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Craving the ultimate pumpkin pie but don't want to lift a finger? Don't worry, Joe's got your back. This pumpkin pie is so deelish, you'll probably want seconds.
Mini Pumpkin Pies
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So maybe you don't want a whole entire pie all to yourself. Well, these mini pies are more than just adorable portion control. The granulated sugar crystal crust and warm pumpkin filling will melt in your mouth and make you say "yum!"
Mini Pie Medley
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Feeling indecisive about dessert tonight? This medley of strawberry, blueberry and peach mini pies is perfect for you. There's a flavor for everyone, and, honestly, they're all equally delicious.
Triple Ginger Snaps
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Considered by many to be a Trader Joe's classic, this one is for all ginger lovers. The intense ginger flavor will take over your mouth and goes great with vanilla ice cream.
Rustic Apple Tarte
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Yes, it may lack a bit of visual sophistication, but this apple tarte does not disappoint. The blend of sweet apples, almonds, cinnamon and cream cheese filling will take your taste buds on a ride they will never forget.
Raspberry Tarte
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Whether it's a casual weeknight or a swanky house party, this dessert will wow. The traditional French crust and mountain of sweet, warm raspberries will make you feel like you're standing under the Eiffel Tower. Oui, it's that good.
Chocolate Pecan Pudding Pie
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Chocolate? Yum. Pecans? Yum. Pudding? Yum! This frozen treat is the trifecta of yummy desserts. What more could you possibly want?!
Speculoos Cookie Butter Cheesecake
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If you thought cheesecake was God's gift to earth, wait until you taste this Speculoos twist on the American classic. This cake uses the heavenly Speculoos cookies as the crust, giving the creamy cheesecake filling an extra kick of ginger. Warning: You might end up eating the entire thing if you're not careful.
Speculoos Cookie Butter Cheesecake Bites
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Want all the goodness of the Speculoos cookie butter cheesecake in one bite? Voilà! Half the size, but double the fun.
Sweet Bites
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The picture alone should sell it, but in case you need further persuading ... These sweet bites of heaven include chocolate coffee opera cake, macaron aux framboises cake and caramel chocolate cake. So, yeah. No real risk of disappointing anyone here.
Salted Caramel Bread Pudding
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You don't know pudding until you try thispudding. This is traditional, medieval style pudding. We're talking salted caramel, vanilla bean custard, warm bread, and a crunch of sugar crystals and sea salt.
Pumpkin Bread Pudding
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Similar to the previous pudding dessert, this mouthwatering pudding is out of this world. The baked brioche bread goes so well with the sweet and spicy pumpkin, it's like they were meant for each other. Yes, they're culinary soulmates.
Key Lime Pie
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Who said key lime pie is a summer dessert? This tart citrus pie is meant to be enjoyed year-round. Oh, and did you know there's no food coloring used for that beautiful key lime color? It's essentially health food.
Pumpkin Rolls With Pumpkin Pie Spice Icing
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Forget Cinnabon. This pumpkin roll is all you'll ever need for your sweet tooth. Pumpkin purée, fall season spices, gooey swirls of iced dough, need we say more? Whether it's breakfast, brunch, dessert or a snack, you won't be able to resist this one.
Chocolate Covered Panettone
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Joe swears that he hired a group of bakers to make this holiday classic in a bakery near Torino, Italy. Honestly, this could be made in Jersey and we wouldn't care because it's just plain delicious. (No offense, Jersey.) The rich dark chocolate smothered all over the spongy fruit cake is literally what dreams are made of.
Squisito Biscotto Selezione
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This assortment of cookies tastes like a stroll through Boston's famous North End Little Italy. The package includes: butter spritz cookies with apricot or raspberry centers, chocolate crème filled finger cookies and chocolate hazelnut sandwich cookies. Hooray!
Classic Colomba Di Pasqua
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This sweetened cake-like bread with almonds and pearl sugar is another holiday classic. This usually takes an insane number of hours to prepare and bake, but Joe makes it as easy as 15 minutes in the oven!
Chocolate Chip Scone Mix
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Scones may be one of the easier desserts to make from scratch, but why bother when this mix tastes evenbetter? All you have to do is add water, spoon the result into little clumps on a baking sheet and watch the magic happen. Bonus points if you add berries to the mix!
Checkerboard Mousse Cake
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Yes, you read that correctly. This is chocolate and vanilla mousse checkered together to form the ultimate mousse duo. The smooth and airy mousse sits atop a moist sponge cake and the whole thing is covered in chocolate. Is this real life? According to Joe, yes. Yes, it is.
Sublime Ice Cream Sandwiches
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The rich vanilla ice cream nestled between two decadent chocolate chip cookies will bring back memories of childhood summers. The semi-sweet chocolate chip around the ice cream itself is the perfect way to seal the deal.
Belgian Flaked Truffles
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These chocolate truffles are beyond buttery, creamy, goodness that melts as soon as it hits your tongue. The truffles themselves are covered in thin flaked chocolate ruffles. Whether milk, dark or white chocolate is your jam, you're bound to dig these.
Iced Cranberry Orange Scone Cookies
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If a moist butter cookie had a baby with a crumbly scone, you would be it. The apple sauce, cranberry tidbits, tangy orange and cinnamon make this one of the more unique desserts we're tried at Trader Joe's.
Brownie Crisp
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Ever wonder what a brownie would taste like in the form of a chip? Well, wonder no more! Behold the brownie crisp, otherwise known as the perfect dessert snack if you're on the go or sitting in front of the TV. You'll never go back to regular ol' chips after this.
Macarons des Fêtes
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It's a macaron party up in here! Flavors include: chocolate peppermint, chocolate raspberry, four-spice caramel, pear cinnamon, gingerbread and cappuccino. These airy and light pastry bites are perfect for tea parties, date nights, and, of course, eating in bed all by yourself.
Pastry Flower Danish
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This pretty little danish is more than just another aesthetically pleasing dessert. It's a pull-apart pastry with nine separate petals of raspberry, apple and cheese danishes. Let's start a petition for more pull-apart pastries because they're genius and the world needs more of them.
Mini Ginger Pumpkin Ice Cream Mouthfuls
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Don't discount pumpkin season just yet! You absolutely must try these ice cream sandwiches. The creamy rich pumpkin ice cream has hints of clove, cinnamon and nutmeg, and it pairs perfectly between two wafers.

* No doctor has actually ever said that.

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