The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant -- but succinct -- wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this week's great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
goddess grant me the serenity courage and wisdom not to buy the things I put in my online shopping cart after midnight
— dodai (@dodaistewart) May 8, 2015
Panic! at the Costco
— yung cherub (@k0k0kardashian) May 4, 2015