New Year's Eve, the notoriously overhyped night where people sip champagne and feel semi-obliged to smooch someone at midnight, is almost upon us. Michelle Wolf shared our holiday anxiety when she tweeted, "I can never remember if it's spelled New Years Eve or New Year's Eve or Terrible Night." It's definitely New Year's Eve, but we understand the sentiment.
After a week of food, family and presents, some of our favorite tweeters shared the joys of their Christmas holidays with the internet masses. Sofiya Alexandra's cat definitely won the best pet award: "Good morning my cat just pooped tinsel and won the war on Christmas." And Julia Segal made us all laugh when she wrote, "My Jewish parents always told me that Santa Claus was real and he just didn't like me."
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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. And the very next day, you ripped it out in a satanic ritual.
— molly (@Molly_Kats) December 24, 2013
I can never remember if it's spelled New Years Eve or New Year's Eve or Terrible Night.
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) December 26, 2013
Oops, looks like my niece just found out there's no Santa or filter on Grandma's drunk mouth.
— rachel lichtman (@DJRotaryRachel) December 25, 2013