With a rather disappointing Super Bowl starting off the week, some Tweeters were sympathetic towards the losing team, while others were downright ambivalent. Jenny Jaffe envisioned what the Broncos quarterback was doing after his 43-8 loss: "Somewhere, Peyton Manning is eating cookie dough Ben and Jerry's, listening to Beyoncé, and making a vision board." We're pretty sure that's what all Broncos fans did after the game.
In other underwhelming-sporting-event news, the Twitterverse was abuzz with the subpar accommodations at the Sochi Olympics which kicked off yesterday. Stacy St. Clair was not too keen on the hotel's water supply, but who can blame her: "My hotel has no water. If restored, the front desk says, 'do not use on your face because it contains something very dangerous.' #Sochi2014." Two words: bottled water.
While many Tweeters were understandably upset about the situation, Eliza Bayne took a more optimistic approach: "A lot of people are complaining about the double toilets in their hotel rooms. But honestly? The selfies must be AWESOME #SochiProblems."
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
Hey Twitter, I want you guys to be the first to know that I'm running from Congress.
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) February 4, 2014
PITCH: A culinary show hosted by Dwayne Johnson where we find out what The Rock is REALLY cooking.
— Cristela Alonzo (@cristela9) February 7, 2014
A lot of people are complaining about the double toilets in their hotel rooms. But honestly? The selfies must be AWESOME #SochiProblems
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) February 7, 2014
The amount of fire drills that happen at my work leads me to believe that an arsonist was hired on the honor system.
— Vanessa Ramos (@thatRamosgirl) February 7, 2014
Fun prank to do on Southwest planes is to accuse people of being in your seat.
— Erin Gibson (@gibblertron) February 7, 2014
"are you tweeting? you could tweet that your dad is really super attractive" -my dad
— Jayne Complains (@jaynecomplains) February 4, 2014
The longest and most intimate relationship I've ever had was accidentally getting in the same section of a revolving door as someone.
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) February 6, 2014