The week didn't start off on the best note for some people with April Fool's Day falling on Monday. Negin Farsad was definitely one of those people: "Happy April Fools Day, may you completely ruin someone's day and then completely resurrect it through the device of 'fooling.'" Ugh, we hate April Fool's Day too.
In other underwhelming news, Kimye donned the April Vogue cover this week, sufficiently shaking up the Twittersphere. While some were unhappy with the results, Noreen Malone definitely enjoyed the Kimye photoshoot: "Was gonna cancel my dentist appointment but then I realized the waiting room might have the Kimye Vogue." Even Kimye can't get us to go to the dentist.
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
He died doing what he loved, asking her if she really was fine.
— The Eh Factor (@onelongbender) April 1, 2014
Grease is the movie you would get if you had 30 seconds to explain heterosexuality to a race of aliens that can only reproduce homosexually.
— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) April 4, 2014
My cat steals all of my friends.
— KittyWittyBang (@KittyWittyBang) April 3, 2014
At last all the voices in my head aren't fighting one another, they all want ice cream.
— not Jenn (@mynameshank) April 3, 2014
My coworker just said he's not an "animal person" would it be rude to tell him I can't talk to him because I'm not a serial killer person?
— Ann Trollter (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 4, 2014