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Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

This week, most places actually started to feel like spring. Finally, actual birds join the daily chorus of tweeting. The Internet collectively celebrated the arrival of Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis' first child, and Wilde responded to congratulations with the most perfect post-birth tweet: "Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face." Congrats, Olivia, on the beautiful baby and important realization.

The early spring cold spell has finally given up, and it didn't take long for us to start tweeting a few warm weather laments. "Blow drying my hair makes me sweat enough to need another shower," tweeted Rhiannon Johnson. Allergens tend to make us a bit fatigued but as Shari VanderWerf reminded us, "Caffeine is just CAPS LOCK for your life." Does that mean wine is the Edit + Undo?

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

Struck by the horrific realization that my son might not want me to be his prom date. Hopefully, I can at least go with one of his friends.

— Jenny Mollen (@jennyandteets) April 21, 2014

My phone just corrected "good" to "food," and I have never felt so judged in my life.

— Ella Cerón (@ellaceron) April 25, 2014

Feminism won't be "done" until there's no pay disparity, rape, or misogyny. But I'll admit dry shampoo really moved the ball forward.

— Annabel Oakes (@annabeloakes) April 25, 2014

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