In this week's Twitter madness, it was revealed that one very hot man and one very hot lady have made a (most likely) very hot baby. That's right ladies, Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling are beginning to breed talented actors likely to devastate the world with their smoldering good looks. Ellen DeGeneres summed up just how perfect this baby is going to be in 140 characters: "Congrats to @RyanGosling and @EvaMendes! That's going to be the most beautiful, bilingual, part-superhero, well-dressed, romantic baby ever." All of us regular people are basically screwed when it comes to baby-making now.
Caprine Crane took the news pretty rough (along with the rest of us down here on Earth): "Eva Mendes is pregnant with Ryan Gosling's baby. That sound you just heard was women all over the world beginning to sob uncontrollably." *Sob*
The only question we have left is the one Kate Spencer tweeted: "How is Ryan Gosling going to balance work and being a dad? Can he have it all?" Our answer? Lean in.
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
I don't need a hug and a drink
Just an untraceable bullet and a free pass
— Tequila Sunshine (@tequilasaltlife) July 7, 2014
Finally taking my bra off after a hard day of having breasts
— L O R I (@LoriLuvsShoes) July 9, 2014
It's because I failed another Cosmo quiz, isn't it?
— The H Factor (@onelongbender) July 8, 2014
When I hear someone say "Let's talk" I always ask "About Sex?"
— Super Girl (@AphroditeAfter5) July 11, 2014
My eternity in hell is going to be spent stuck in a packed train while the girl in front of me hits me w/ her hair over and over and over an
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashfein) July 8, 2014
Ryan Gosling is having a baby with Eva Mendes and not Rachel McAdams. Life is pointless romance is dead there's no hope for any of us
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGrls) July 11, 2014