This week was full of some perfectly hilarious 140-character jokes. Lane Moore brought some comedic relief to the truth of growing up when she tweeted: "'It's basically just making endless phone calls you don't wanna make' -- me describing adulthood to a child." Pretty much.
Elsewhere, Twitter user Valerie made us feel a little less guilty about pushing back laundry day: "Fact: Women who don't wear underwear never get their panties in a bunch." Here's to a stress-free weekend.
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
Getting into a subway car packed with 90 screaming YMCA kids is the absolute best form of birth control.
— Elizabeth Plank (@feministabulous) July 17, 2014
"it's basically just making endless phone calls you don't wanna make" --me describing adulthood to a child
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) July 17, 2014
If i was a doctor:
The Rock: "I sprained my wrist"
Me: "okay take off all your clothes"
— L O R I (@LoriLuvsShoes) July 13, 2014
Which year of medical school is it where they teach you how to select "definitely just got tested for STDs" bandaid colors?
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) July 18, 2014