The ladies of Twitter were on their A-game while dating this week. We need to take a page out of Gaby Dunn's book of pick up lines after she tweeted, "'You're telling me you made it this far in life without knowing your Hogwarts house?!' - another successful conversation with a man." Very smooth.
As the week wound down, the women of twitter were, understandably, a bit tired. Twitter user AnotherBottleofWhine was one of the many exhausted ladies excitedly awaiting for Friday, "I love you. // - a thing I just whispered to my bed." TGITW (Thank God It's The Weekend).
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
My four year old telling me "mama I chewed my ice into a potato" is like watching a dna test come back positive
— kelly jean (@kjmeow) October 14, 2014
My diet would be going just fine if I didn't have a mouth.
— Athena Mystique (@AthenaMystique) October 13, 2014
Really excited by all the new ways that technology companies are inventing for me to have my identity stolen.
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) October 16, 2014
mommy, when i grow up i want to be a person who gets paid to embed a tweetstorm into a blog post
— Jessica Roy (@JessicaKRoy) October 16, 2014