This week was quite productive for the ladies of Twitter. Not only did Twitter user Mmmkay? do laundry, she achieved the impossible: "Just finished the laundry with no missing socks. // *adds magician to resume*." Yep, that's definitely magic.
Abbi Crutchfield killed two birds with one stone this week when she bought a pumpkin to celebrate Halloween: "Carrying a pumpkin home from the grocery store counts as exercise during the fall." Seasonal enthusiasm and cardiovascular exercise? This woman is a hero.
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
Can someone please make pumpkin spice Vodka? I'm not feeling white girl enough
— L O R I (@LoriLuvsShoes) October 22, 2014
Honey, don't get too excited. Alcohol makes me double take everything these days.
— Sophia (@StupidSophia_) October 22, 2014
Thank you to my friends who don't judge me when I stand on chairs to take aerial food shots for Instagram.
— Miranda Feneberger (@mirandafen) October 23, 2014
the fact that i'm legally an adult is hilarious
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) October 23, 2014
Keep calm and no.
— amelia (@notbedelia) October 22, 2014
Forgive and forget?
Nah. Let's go with resent and remember.
— Goddess of Mischief (@ShanaRose21) October 23, 2014
Short-term hook up with this box of Pirate peanut butter cookies.
— Ginger (@GingerJ17) October 19, 2014