The countdown to Chrismakkuh has finally begun as people set out to find the perfect presents for their loved ones. While receiving gifts is probably the best part about the holidays (don't lie to yourself, we all know what's up), the worst might be buying and wrapping gifts for everyone on your long list. Twitter user Mischievous Jam is way ahead of the game, tweeting, "Don't hate me because I'm already done Christmas shopping and everything is all wrapped... ...Hate me because I tweeted about it." Ugh, whatever.
Twitter user Jenn & Juice is a bit more skeptical about the holiday cheer, tweeting, "I mean, was Santa the original stalker or nah? The song DOES say he sees me when I'm sleeping, knows when I'm awake, & when I'm bad or good." Santa is magical, leave him alone.
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
Witnessed an 11 year old girl tell a 9 year old "boys only want love if it's torture" What hath Taylor Swift wrought
— Aminatou Sow (@aminatou) December 11, 2014
internet famous cats should start a labor union
— Jessica Roy (@JessicaKRoy) December 8, 2014
Rolling Stone and Aaron Sorkin, tied to a rocket aimed toward outer space.
— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) December 8, 2014
Don't hate me because I'm already done Christmas shopping and everything is all wrapped...
...Hate me because I tweeted about it.
— Jelly (@MischievousJam) December 9, 2014