Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

The holiday season is officially here. Mary Charlene is definitely in the Christmas spirit, tweeting: "My ugly Christmas sweater perfectly matches my ugly personality." Oh.. adorable.

Twitter user Tammy is celebrating a bit differently this year, tweeting, "Tequila has never made my clothes fall off. // Challenge accepted." Sounds like a great way to ditch that ugly sweater.

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

"I had to wonder.. are our girlfriends our real soul mates, and males are just biological accidents?" - me if I was a popular dating blogger

— Callie Beusman (@cal_beu) December 16, 2014

Always hated Merry-Go-Rounds.

I can go nowhere in my own life.
And not get nauseous doing it.

— Ginger (@GingerJ17) December 16, 2014

"whale" is the weakest insult ever. oh, i have a giant brain and rule the sea with my majesty? what have you accomplished lately, steve?

— Lindy West (@thelindywest) December 19, 2014

Imagine me, sexting you.
More sitting on the toilet.

— NickyNackyNoo (@BritishNicx) October 10, 2014

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