With 2015 in full swing, Kate Spencer had a great idea for this year's cultural touchstone: "I don't know about you guys but I'm ready for 2015 to be the year of the dick slip." We're totally in.
In other news, everyone is counting down the days until the release of the "Fifty Shades Of Grey" movie. Some are actually excited to see it, while others are simply confused: "These 50 Shades Of Grey ads make it look like the Olive Garden of Bondage," Lizz Winstead tweeted. Yea, we're not sure about those trailers either. (But we're still going to see it, obviously.)
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
Beyonce teaches good manners, like “Driver, roll up the partition, please.” Very polite.
— Elise Foley (@elisefoley) January 13, 2015
It's ok to wear white to a wedding as long as you're thinner than the bride, right?
— Jenny Mollen (@jennyandteets) January 15, 2015
Friends don't let friends go this long without getting laid.
— Miss Fuckalicious (@PyrBliss) January 16, 2015
Wait. Why did Melissa Joan Hart just follow me? Did I tweet about Clarissa?
— Ashley Ford (@iSmashFizzle) January 16, 2015
just ate an egg biscuit so messily I feel like I should lose the right to trial by jury or something
— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) January 16, 2015