The Internet has been full of anticipation with the premiere of the "Fifty Shades Of Grey" movie just around the corner. Lyndsay Rush can relate to some of Mr. Grey's tendencies, tweeting, "'My tastes are very...singular.' *make a grand, sweeping gesture at the cupboard full of Haribo gummie.*" On second thought, maybe those are different tendencies.
News broke this week that Beyoncé will be performing at the Grammy awards on Sunday, and everyone was very excited. Mary Charlene gave a great example of how much everyone loves Queen Bey, tweeting: "I bet every time Beyoncé leaves a restaurant everyone fights over who gets to smell her chair." Truth.
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for valentine's day u can get me roses and also equal pay
— Jessica Roy (@JessicaKRoy) February 4, 2015
Ladies who wear underwire bras, remember you always have a shank readily available
— ✴ Just Jane ღ ✴ (@jdforshort) February 3, 2015
In season 3 of Friends Phoebe says "BFF" and everyone stares until she explains "best friends forever." I'd forgotten the time before BFF.
— Elise Foley (@elisefoley) February 5, 2015
cant wait til im hungry again
— Kelgore Trout (@KelgoreTrout) February 2, 2015