The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant -- but succinct -- wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this week's great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
I find a dick pic about as erotic as a photograph of a sump pump.
— Sara Benincasa (@SaraJBenincasa) May 26, 2015
I love hockey bc one second it's elegant ice dancing and the next it's dudes beating the shit out of each other
— Jessica Roy (@JessicaKRoy) May 27, 2015
Why are you smiling at me, are you lying
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) May 22, 2015