The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant -- but succinct -- wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this week's great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
911 what is your emer- A HOT GUY W/ TATTOOS IS PLAYING W/ A BABY BY THE COFFEE STAND I WORK AT Ma'am, that's no- I THINK MY OVARIES EXPLODED
— Jayne Complains (@jaynecomplains) June 13, 2015
*dumps a bag of sugar on you* An now you're my Peep.
— Kaylee ☂ (@Sinfullee) June 15, 2015