Betty White appeared on last night's episode of the "Late Late Show" in her new capacity as a prison guard for the San Quentin correctional facility. She told Craig that she had to take the job after spending her entire life savings in a Vegas strip club, and chose this vocation because of the naughty men in cages. She also revealed that carrying a gun is nothing new to her after her stint on the "Golden Girls."
Betty is no stranger to the "Late Late Show." She has appeared while holding a briefcase full of cocaine, while calling Sarah Palin a crazy bitch,
while dressed as a Girl Scout, and while talking about having sex with all the Marx Brothers on Craig's set. In short, Betty White is as freaky as she is awesome.