The thief had us at "white girl wasted."
The owner of a recently stolen bicycle posted a photo of the bike thief's priceless apology, explaining: "3 nights ago my bike was stolen. It just turned up back in my yard this morning with this note... Ain't even mad."
Did we mention the apology included a coupon for a free chocolate lava crunch cake from Domino's Pizza? Sounds like a fair trade to us.
How to vote
Vote-by-mail ballot request deadline: Varies by state
For the Nov 3 election: States are making it easier for citizens to vote absentee by mail this year due to the coronavirus. Each state has its own rules for mail-in absentee voting. Visit your state election office website to find out if you can vote by mail.Get more information
In-person early voting dates: Varies by state
Sometimes circumstances make it hard or impossible for you to vote on Election Day. But your state may let you vote during a designated early voting period. You don't need an excuse to vote early. Visit your state election office website to find out whether they offer early voting.My Election Office
General Election: Nov 3, 2020
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