The "Real Time with Bill Maher” host spoofed the Texan senator last Friday, in response to a US Weekly magazine article on Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton, titled "25 things you didn't know about me."
On Friday night, in the interest of "equal time," Maher mocked up how Clinton's rival Sanders would respond to the questions.
Maher unleashed some hilarious one-liners, including Sanders purportedly revealing how he was the "only candidate who uses a typewriter to Tweet." And that the independent senator from Vermont had something his wife referred to as "Resting Kvetch Face."
Check out the clip above to find out what else was included in the list.
Below you can see how Maher spoofed Cruz's answers on last week's show: