16 Bizarre Things You've Actually Said As A Parent

These sound weirdly familiar...

Before you become a parent, you probably didn't expect to utter odd phrases about butts, what household objects cannot be eaten and what's allowed to go in the toilet. But, soon enough, these quirky (and very necessary) comments to your kids become a normal part of your life.

We asked the HuffPost Parents community what's the craziest thing they've said as a parent, and they responded with some amazing statements.

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