Maybe it's because it's the end of the longest week we've ever had, launching Books on Monday, but we couldn't help it, these parodies just made us laugh too hard. Some are in print, others are wishful thinking. Tell us whether these parodies are lame or hilarious in the slideshow below.
But we know you have even better ideas, so click the "Participate" button below and send in your best fake title. We'll collect them and put up another slideshow next Friday.