Bob Filner Presents the Keys to the City to Mother Teresa

Bob Filner Presents the Keys to the City to Mother Teresa
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A 67-year-old great-grandmother who worked in the city's Senior Citizens Service Desk accused San Diego Mayor Bob Filner of sexual harassment.

It really is a pleasure and a privilege to present you
The key to our city, signifying the extent you
Are loved in San Diego because all of us adore you
And by the way it also will unlock my office door. You
Know I'm a big sucker for a woman in a wimple
And when you smile you really have this sexy little dimple.
I think I speak for all of us who live in the Free World, do
You want to go to dinner, maybe spend a day at Sea World? Oooh,
Tijuana's pretty hot these days, I think you'll find it's very
Lovely for a visit, oh, and can I call you Terry?

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