We've always subscribed to the belief that crying is necessary after a breakup. Curl up in the fetal position with nothing but a blanket and a tear-soaked Kleenex box. Let the tears and the wine flow freely during girl's night, ugly crying face be damned. Do what you have to do to get through it.
But once the wallowing period is over, it's important to embrace being on your own again. Look at it this way: Your breakup is an opportunity to rid yourself of the deadweight that was your ex. You can concentrate on you again!
To help you in this worthy endeavor, we've rounded up 12 funny, slightly off-color cards to toast your new, ex-free existence.