Britney Spears' Conversion Diary

Britney Spears has never been one to take things slowly when it comes to relationships. So it's no surprise she's considering converting to Judaism to show her commitment to new bloke Jason Trawick. The singer has been spotted wearing a necklace with the Star of David symbol on during her world tour. She has even recruited a rabbi to help her study the faith.
--The Sun.

Shalom, Diary:
I think Rabbi Pearlstein is really pissed at me. Today in Jewish class he was going through the Halakha, which I thought was the Jewish word for Hannah Montana but turns out to be like a whole bunch of boring laws about days of the week and pork and shit, and I was like, "Rabbi P., is there any way you could break this down into a bunch of tweets? I'll read it on my phone on the way to rehearsal." He got so mad those curls on the sides of his head started shaking. (I don't know why he won't let my stylist snip them off. They're not a good look for him, K.?) On the plus side, he taught me this awesome Jewish trivia fact: You don't have to call Jewish people "Jewish people." It turns out they don't mind being called plain old "Jews." LOL. Continued here.