Do you want to be a bro, or are you an established bro who's wrestling with ennui? Maybe a shirt with words on it will help. There's one for every bro-type, from beginner to the bored, to help cure your bro-block and get you on track.
Your bros need you.
This Old Joke Bro
The Chivery
You know how it's hard to say words when you get drunk? #BroProblems, right? This is a classic bro shirt for the EveryBro.
The Beach Bro
Urban Outfitters
This Urban Outfitters shirt alerts the world that you're always on guard, standing by, willing even, to save lives -- even if it requires mouth-to-mouth.
The Humble Bro
SnorgTees
Being self-aware is always admired, and lucky for you it's your forte. As a bonus, this shirt from SnorgTees tells everyone exactly what they wanted to know about you: That you piss, and it is excellent.
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The Cinnamon Bro
Urban Oufitters
It's multitasking -- keeping your mouth fresh by drinking alcohol that tastes like mouthwash. Tell the bar you might be sponsored by Fireball Whiskey by wearing a shirt that advertises for them for free.
The Ambitious Bro
The Chivery
You know when to hold 'em, but more importantly, when to fold 'em. Wear this Chivery shirt that assures everyone about your instinct at recognizing when it's the right time to grab a handle of alcohol and drink straight from it with your mouth.
The Classic Bro
SnorgTees
Classic. Timeless. "I'm kind of a big deal" -- so funny when Anchorman Ron Burgundy himself said it in the year of 2004. Keep that going with this trophy of a SnorgTees shirt.
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The Multilayered Bro
The Chivery
It's not easy to make such a complicated shirt that works on many levels -- drugs, cats, space, being high with your body and your mind, all while referencing a classic "Super Troopers" scene. Only a multilayered bro can make this miracle from Chivery work.
The Subtle Bro Who Stays Current
Urban Outfitters
You know immediately when Urban Dictionary adds a new word, when DJ Khaled snaps a new chat. Tell the world you get the reference while offering to watch Netflix with them in this Urban Outfitters tee.
Trying To Be Persuasive Bro
SnorgTees
Here is a shirt that features an iceberg. Is it about climate change? Is it about sex? Are you trying to persuade someone to have sex with you on an iceberg? Be ambiguously creepy about your penis!
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Trying To Be Persuasive Bro, Variation
SnorgTees
Wear this one under the iceberg shirt to reassure whoever you convinced it was a good idea to have sex with you that you will pull out your sofa bed* just in the knick of time. (*not a sofa bed, we assume)
The Bro You Would Want Take Home To Meet Mom
Urban Outfitters
You are the adorable bro who wears this shirt. And any non-bro would be lucky to have you.
Might Not Be Wearing Pants Bro
SnorgTees
This classic non sequitur from SnorgTees features some words that ends with "no pants."
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Full Disclosure Bro
Urban Outfitters
If you're a bro who knows his limits and knows how to give strangers an advisory about his edgy personality, this Urban Outfitters get-up is for you.
The Culturally Relevant Bro
SnorgTees
You're a disciple of culture and believe "The Sandlot" influenced not just bros, but all of mankind. This SnorgTee is yours.
The Bro Who Is By No Means Delusional
SnorgTees
No matter what she says to you, you know how to read between the lines and listen, really listen. This piece from SnorgTees tells her everything she needs to know.
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The Bro With The Humor
SnorgTees
You want to show how funny you are, and you believe the best way to do that is to quote a little-known phrase that magically turns anything into innuendo, constantly. Get it at SnorgTees.
The Care-Free Bro
The Chivery
You're a philosopher, a stoic, but deep beneath that carefree exterior lies a softy. And he wears this shirt from The Chivery.
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