You know how it goes. When you're cute, you can get away with anything. And it appears that's especially true for Nigerian dwarf goats.
Bleat and jump around all you want, Buttermilk Sky; you're still an asshole. Your hippie name does not protect you, nor does the fact that you grew up in Maine, where everyone is "nice."
Enjoy it while it lasts. Enjoy jumping on everyone. But remember, they see right through you. You might be able to fool the British, but that won't last.
If you're not careful, kid, then one day you're gonna wake up as tacos.
Need to see Buttermilk the goat's shenanigans in the form of animated gifs? Then head on over to -- where else? -- Animals Being Dicks.
BEFORE YOU GO
How to vote
Vote-by-mail ballot request deadline: Varies by state
For the Nov 3 election: States are making it easier for citizens to vote absentee by mail this year due to the coronavirus. Each state has its own rules for mail-in absentee voting. Visit your state election office website to find out if you can vote by mail.Get more information
In-person early voting dates: Varies by state
Sometimes circumstances make it hard or impossible for you to vote on Election Day. But your state may let you vote during a designated early voting period. You don't need an excuse to vote early. Visit your state election office website to find out whether they offer early voting.My Election Office
General Election: Nov 3, 2020
Polling hours on Election Day: Varies by state/localityMy Polling Place