Man Improves Candy Aisle With Hilarious New 'Slogans'

"Taste the rainbow. Ingest the light. FEEL ITS POWER."

We didn’t think there was a way to improve the candy aisle. Then we saw this.

Comedian Jeff Wysaski recently planted new “slogans” in the grocery store for popular candy bars like Snickers, Reese’s and Butterfinger.

He added his own hilarious touch by playing off the various candies’ real branding, like Snickers’ “Satisfies” tagline and Reese’s slogan, “There’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s.”

Here’s a too-real one for Snickers:

An encouraging one for Skittles:

A definite good idea for Butterfinger:

Our personal favorite, for Almond Joy and Mounds:

And a creepy-crawly yet still hilarious one for Reese’s:

Wysaki has taken on more than the candy aisle. He previously changed the paint names at the hardware store and even has a book of funny posters “to hang around your neighborhood.”

Head to his “Obvious Plant” Facebook page for more LOLs.