Carlos Danger Was Anthony Weiner's Screen Name, But Here's What He Rejected (LIST)

Anthony Weiner's mayoral campaign may possibly be toast after allegations came out Tuesday that he continued his sexting shenanigans after he resigned from Congress in disgrace.

Sex scandals are always easy to ridicule, but this one has a special area of mockery: His alleged online handle was Carlos Danger. Let that sink in. Carlos. Danger. We've seen AIM handles from 1998 less ridiculous.

Hey, it could have been worse. HuffPost Comedy got our hands on* the handles Weiner rejected before landing on that one. Here they are.

  • Antonio Mystery
  • Miguel de los Adventure-o
  • Juan Peril
  • Three-Alarm Lopez
  • Mr. Stormy Time
  • Definitely Not Anthony Weiner
  • Horny Rodriguez
  • Hector Terrifying
  • Ricardo Eerily Quiet
  • Horatio Sanserif
  • Benedict Cumberbatch
  • Inigo Montoya
  • Super Grover
  • Hefty Smurf
  • Fancy Feast
  • Jorge Gravitas
  • Gloria Estefan
  • George Zimmerman
  • Hispanic Tony
  • Santa Ana
  • Hazardous Gutierrez
  • NYCMayor69
  • Ron Mexico
  • Harvey Danger
  • Merv the Perv
  • Seymour Butts

*Did not get our hands on.



2013 NYC Mayoral Candidates