They're absolutely terrifying monsters.
They will destroy all your furniture.
It's pretty much IMPOSSIBLE to bathe them.
They always look like they're plotting your death.
Or, like, world domination.
Okay, definitely both.
They hate people.
They're not cuddly at all.
They're jerks to other animals.
There's a reason it's called a CAT fight, people.
Honestly, they're just not fun.
They despise going on walks.
Nature is a major no no.
They feel zero attachment to their owners.
They will bite your face off.
They have huge scary claws that will scratch your eyes out.
THESE ARE WEAPONS.
This is basically guaranteed death.
They're really just violent beasts when it comes down to it.
SOMEBODY SAVE THIS POOR GUINEA PIG.
Their toys are weird and annoying.
Everyone knows the second you close your eyes, they'll try and murder you.
They're enormous and take up way too much room.
They always have this mean look on their faces.
You can't even pet them because they hate being touched.
Really, they're just terrible.
So please everyone just avoid cats. It's for your own good.
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