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27 Tweets That Sum Up What It's Like To Live With A Cat

If your cat isn't an assh*le, then you have a dog.
04/21/2017 04:57pm ET | Updated April 21, 2017

If your cat had to put up a Craigslist roommate listing, it would say: “I’m an assh*le, but I’ll grow on you. (No dogs, please.)”

Below, 27 times your cat was the biggest jerk in your home, but also the most loveable.

1
Face facts: Your cat is a gigantic jerk.
2
They destroy your property.
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You can't have nice things; you have a cat.
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They basically consider you a piece of furniture that brings them food.
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They're DEMANDING.
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They dont give a damn -- it's science:
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They're super judge-y.
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When the reality is, they have NO ROOM to judge.
9
THIS is what embarrassing behavior looks like you jerk.
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You can always count on them to find the perfect place to puke.
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And whine to get into the bathroom when it's occupied.
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Seriously, why is it so important for them to partake in bowel movements?
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Their bathroom is their fave room...until it's not.
14
Sorry not sorry, you smell dude.
15
No one has ever been more overdramatic than your cat.
16
Relaaax.
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An hour after eating, they act like they're freaking famished.
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They've never heard of sharing.
19
If you ever needed saving, your cat wouldn't be a hero.
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They'd definitely let you die... but damn if that cutie can't slay a B&W photo shoot.
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And when you think about, you've been a jerk to your cat , too.
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Case in point: The cone of shame incident of 2017. #neverforget
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*Second* case in point: This.
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At the end of the day, cats are adorable.
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And surprisingly thoughtful. (Flowers = an upgrade from the dead bird they brought you last week.)
26
Face it: Your cat is your ride-or-die homie...
27
And will be for the rest of your lives.