21 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week (April 15-21)

god damn it.... son of a bitch.... I just realized that Blueys mom works in airport security... and Blueys dad is an archaeologist.... Bluey's mom's job is sniffing, and Bluey's dad's job is digging up bones.... because they're fucking dogs.....

— bela lugosi's dad (@markpopham) April 19, 2023

This is Walter. His day is not going as planned. Refuses to suffer in silence. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/ksLHkfIGjs

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) April 18, 2023

the dog lost their blue check i have no idea if these thoughts are coming from a real dog or not pic.twitter.com/wDBsXbgcSP

— matt (@dogfather) April 20, 2023

Currently very obsessed with these elder cats who are married and in love pic.twitter.com/bPBDbKMIGV

— Kayla Ancrum ✨ (@KaylaAncrum) April 20, 2023

I just want someone to look at me like my dog looks at me…
[looks at my dog] she burps in my face

— DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) April 21, 2023

Do I go to the meeting?

Do I cancel? pic.twitter.com/NWGvxoWMsn

— Tim Ewins (@EwinsTim) April 20, 2023

Dog having its own fun.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/ZDYP4M5YOD

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 16, 2023

Stacy to the cats: We talk to each other with our human words; you can’t trick us into feeding you a second breakfast like a bunch of little goblin hobbits.

Me sneaky-quiet putting second breakfast back in the cat food container: Yeah! Yeah you’ll never trick me!

— Heather Hogan (@theheatherhogan) April 20, 2023

When the Doggy Daycare calls... 🤣 pic.twitter.com/HMxlTFYEwc

— Madeyousmile (@Thund3rB0lt) April 20, 2023

My cat when I ask him why he systematically knocked everything off of every surface in the apartment while I was out of town: pic.twitter.com/fadBu9c6nG

— Gretchen Felker-Martin (@scumbelievable) April 16, 2023

adorned by the finest textiles pic.twitter.com/SDMStnFmZx

— Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) April 20, 2023

having a cat or other small critter ride your shoulders is so rad dude. it’s the closest human beings will ever come to becoming a mech. where do you wanna go little guy?? i will destroy everything in our path for you

— thomas 🍌 (@perfectsweeties) April 19, 2023

An unmade bed is merely a throne for a queen pic.twitter.com/o79lU7LW7f

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) April 15, 2023

a stranger just asked me to hold onto her dog’s leash while she gets a coffee (it is apparently “an emergency”) and i’m happy to do it, but i feel like in another life this would be the beginning of a buddy comedy in which i’m stuck with this dog forever

— g a b y (@gabydvj) April 21, 2023

I CANT HOLD THEM BACK MUCH LONGER pic.twitter.com/fAtekqsPO3

— place where cat shouldn't be (@catshouldnt) April 20, 2023

Free business idea: emergency cat service

Having a panic attack and need a cat to sit on you and purr it away?

Travelling, and just can't sleep without a fuzzy maniac hopping on you?

Emergency cat services would have you covered, delivering a cat to your location post haste

— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) April 19, 2023

When your dog knows what kind of driver you are. pic.twitter.com/qOL6bwQ9hS

— Animals Being Bros (@AnimalBeingBro5) April 16, 2023

Hadn't seen Virgil in an hour, so I went looking and sure enough. pic.twitter.com/iVU50LyqsZ

— Mark Primiano (@Doctor1Hundred) April 16, 2023

I want to be the first cat appraiser on @RoadshowPBS. Like it doesn’t matter if it’s jewelry, folk art, painting, pottery, etc. if it’s a cat you bring it to me at my little cat table.

— Cats of Yore (@CatsOfYore) April 18, 2023

When you don't have sugar receptors in your tongue but you inexplicably love sweets anyway and someone won't let you have any cake. pic.twitter.com/yzl20ei5pw

— Erin Biba (@erinbiba) April 17, 2023

we are making biscuits on my head today pic.twitter.com/EPc9jrma8Q

— rachel (@rachelmillman) April 16, 2023